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Things I hope I DON'T see in 2006...
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Internet Scams 1. Identity theft 2. Phishing scams 3. Dangerous viruses, worms, and trojans 4. Spyware 5. Lottery scams 6. Nigerian scams 7. Disaster scams 8. Advanced fees paid for guaranteed loans or credit cards 9. Overpayment scams 10. New job postings threats 11. Click-fraud 50 Shekels and the Jew Unit What can I say about this hump? You're not a gangster!Gangsters don't play hip-hop at little jewish girls bat mitzvahs (No matter how hurtin for cash they are). Real gangsters know it would hurt their image. How you 'spose to buy crack from a pussy like that? Gangsters don't have police on their payroll, especially for protection. What the fuck? Do they? Fuck no! Fat Joe made the following comment at the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards: "I'd like to tell the people home I feel so safe tonight with all this police protection courtesy of G-Unit... 50, PLEASE stop making music in 2006, so I can go back In Da' Club! Who Will Be The Next Dead Rapper? Other music I wish would stay in 2005 + Akon - Lonely + Black Eyed Peas - My Humps (honestly, what kind of pop star pees herself) + Eminem (all of releases from the past 4 years) + Gwen Stefani - Banannas + Greenday (what the fuck happened to these guys?) Cable News Cannibalism In 2005: Between the tsunami, Hurricane Katrina and the Natalee Holloway disappearance, every cable news network was covering the same stories and interviewing the same sources. The network talking heads may have different styles, but the substance is all the same. Cinematic Static Aeon Flux, Alone in the Dark, Boogeyman, The Cave, Cursed, Doom, Elektra, Fantastic Four, Guess Who, Herbie: Fully Loaded, Hide and Seek, The Honeymooners, House of Wax, In the Mix, Man of the House, Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous, Monster-in-Law, Sahara, Son of the Mask, A Sound of Thunder, Stealth, The Ring 2, Roll Bounce, War of the Worlds, White Noise, XXX2 Did I miss any? Give me a shout and I'll add them if they sucked anything like the above. |
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Anonymous said on 1.4.2006 at 11:55 PM
Haha I'm sick of Lonely too, and My Humps lol. Black Eyed Pees indeed hehe. I'm coming here from blogmad - lets trade links! techchick - http://blog.techchicks.info
Anonymous said on 1.4.2006 at 11:55 PM
Haha I'm sick of Lonely too, and My Humps lol. Black Eyed Pees indeed hehe. I'm coming here from blogmad - lets trade links! techchick - http://blog.techchicks.info
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